Anywho, I was out running and I was wearing my Flying Pig Marathon race shirt. This random guy thought it was funny and offered me 20 bucks for it. DUDE!! I earned that shirt!! (Ya’ll have seen the post!)
I realized there must be other marathons with funny names, so I’ve decided to create a list of endurance races I’d like to run, just for the fun name. I’ve included a link to the site, not only to prove they’re real, but also if you’re interested in running that race too!
- The Lost Dutchman Marathon Ah, freaky-deeky Dutch. There’s a whole load of Austin Power’s jokes I could make at this one!!
- The biggest oxymoron I know…The Dunkin’ Donuts Cape Cod Marathon. How does Dunkin’ Donuts sponsor a race? Deep fried dough is not synonymous with running in my book!
- The Escape from Alcatraz Triathlon Who doesn’t want to say they’ve escaped from Alcatraz?!
- The Martian Marathon, completely random, alien themed marathon. The shirt looks like a space suit!
- Mad Moose Marathon, First of all moose crack me up. Second, this one’s in Canada…I’ll be calling people hoosers for 26 miles!
- Flying Monkey Marathon Their motto? "Seize the Monkey"--Oh, yeah!
- Finally, this series wins...The Sweaty Butt 50k I'm not even kidding when I tell you it’s part of the TriAssthlon, which includes the Big Butt 50k, and the Take Pride in Your Hide 5k, and you could win the “Triple Butt Crown”. I’ll let you make the jokes on your own…it’s too easy for me!
I’m sure there’s more out there, I’ll add ‘em when I find ‘em! Runners have the best sense of humor!
1 comment:
Lost Duchman is it out west? It is a gold mine that has billions in it. Run and find the gold!
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