I was in the grocery store the other day and I came across a product. At first I was intregued. It looked like brown american cheese. Upon further inspection, I realized that it was not cheese, rather
peanut butter!
That's right, availible for consumption is
single serving slices of peanut butter! Are they kidding me?!?! How freakin' lazy do you have to be to open a jar, stick in a knife and spread it on bread???? It's not rocket science, it's making a bloody sandwich!
After checking out the website for this product, I found that it took four years to create. Four years to make peanut butter not sticky so that you can get it off the plastic wrap. Isn't that part of the fun of peanut butter? It's stickiness?
This is just too much! I'll give you the single serving of peanut butter in a snack-pac style cup. I'd even concede to peanut butter in a tube, and I've seen it in a can. Not that I've used it, but I could see the convinience of keeping it in your desk for a snack. BUT A SINGLE SLICE?!!? How are mom's supposed to take a knife and create a heart of peanut butter in their kids sandwiches! (Not that I could see it, but I know my mom always did it!)
This is a whole new level of laziness. It's a sad, sad day that now people can buy crustless bread, and put a slice of peanut butter on it... I guess it's only a matter of time before jelly follows suit.