All I wanted was a beer and a crab cake. That’s it, nothing more. So, I headed to my local old-man-dive-bar. They’re good for those two things (also tater-tots, but I had those last weekend).
I was watching the Steelers/Jaguars game and enjoying myself when suddenly I’m flanked on either side by two men old enough to be my father. Now, I hate to sound conceited, but what makes a man of that age think that I want to go out with them? All I could think was “EW!! DIRTY OLD MAN!!!”.
Seriously, one even gave me his card. The irony of it all? He’s an exterminator.
2 comments:
pass on the men, yes. but tatertots?!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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