- I can make a hair tie out of any writing/painting implement, string or a glue stick and a rubber band.
- Sometimes, a kid just needs a hug.
- No matter how careful you are, if you get out the glitter it will be EVERYWHERE.
- If they suddenly get really quiet, even if you didn’t see it, someone did something really stupid.
- Always have a complete change of clothes on hand...down to your shoes.
- A fourth grader can fit 5 brand new crayons in their nostrils.
- Kids will eat clay. And they will be surprised that it tastes like dirt.
- If you give them paint, students will look like Aboriginal Warriors before they leave the room.
- Black pants are the biggest blessing ever!
- That white goo on the table…not necessarily glue. (Yeah, that’s nasty--to clarify, it was a giant lugie--, and yes it happened today.)
Friday, May 23, 2008
Things I’ve learned as an art teacher:
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4 comments:
Yuck on that last one... I heard once that that kind of thing could be a sign of child abuse.
I just re-read that. It was snot. Plain old mucus. I didn't mean to allude to anything else!!
I guess I should get my mind out of the gutter :)
You crack me up Bethie!
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